Okay, there's been a buzz online starting around Christmas time. Parents claiming Christmas was ruined and it was all the fault of Play Doh.
Wait. What? Play Doh ruined Christmas? I've bought my kids MANY sets of Play Doh and even though it's a love/hate relationship at times. I can't imagine how a kid's play thing could ruin Christmas.
I thought this was going to be one of those close one eye, turn it this way and squint to see it (like Jesus in toast). But nope. It's 100% a penis! I kid you not! I almost choked on my coffee when I saw it. Well. I guess everyone that works at the play dough factory must be innocent childlike people that saw nothing out of the ordinary when they designed a cake/cupcake decorating kit that included a frosting dispenser that dirty-minded uptight parents saw as a penis. Now don't get me wrong. I wouldn't approve of my kids playing with something that resembles a penis-shaped dildo. But, come on! How could it have ruined Christmas? If anything (with my sick, juvenile sense of humor) it should have made Christmas morning harder not to laugh or giggle like a lunatic. Can you imagine? "Here mommy. Let me put some frosting on your cupcake." "Hey, were's my frosting squirter?" "Oh no! Baby brother has it in his mouth!" Come on! I'm giggling just thinking about it.
And another thing,you canNOT tell me that this was not done on purpose. Someone at Hasbro is laughing his or her butt off at this one. I'm sure they didn't think they'd get this far. Now one question I do have is HOW did this just slip in and make it threw quality control??? Who looked at this thing and thought "Nope. I don't see a penis at all." Were they all Amish virgin women working that day? Even before quality control they had to have someone create it, someone who made the plastic mold, someone who played with it. I can't believe that as many people that saw the toy, not one person said "Does anyone else think this looks like a penis?
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